Look out! OMG! He’s right behind you! The killer is in the car with you! Damn it, I know it doesn’t help to yell at the screen, but it feels good anyway.
Why so sad, Mr. Yankees fan? Your team won the World Series! Maybe you just realized you have no chance with scoring with any of those hot chicks, no matter how much alcohol they consume? Hey, middle age happens to the best of us.